What?!?1?!/!? That is right, I said it Java is not statically typed and by proxy is not safer than dynamic languages. Zealots HALT! We can fix this, and I intend to add some gas to the fire that people like Bob Lee over at crazybob.org have started. So let me start by saying this is the second version of this article. I completely scraped the first one for now, but it was basically a rant about how Java people are full of themselves for thinking that Java is safer than those dirty dynamic languages.